I did.

You were gone?

Excuse me if this sounds rude but... You left?

I just checked you left like a week ago

Lmao like nobody noticed.

Yeah, I left for about a week for some reason. And Zander, the reason why nobody noticed is because I don't post a selfie everyday.

Being inactive for a week isn’t leaving. Leaving is like a month or more

I kinda recognized I didn't see any of your posts/comments, but I never thought about it.

How could you not noticed the lack of my brilliantly poetic comments?! Such marvels as 'Oof' and 'Am I a pretty girl?'

I didn't notice, but to be fair, I don't even notice when my coworkers go missing until someone mentions it

Wow okay you disappeared.
I didn't even know

I noticed the lack of comments and posts and I thought maybe you had some work.

I actually do have a job now.

Really? That's great. What job is it?