First of all, happy late birthday, dude!
Got anything nice?

Oi!!!! Happy Belated Birthday my dude.

Dark souls 3 and a knife set among other things.

Ooooh, that's nice man
Seems like you had a nice day, my dude

Yep it was great. I also got a "people like grapes" tshirt

Sounds like you had a very Knife day!

Eyyy

Sorry. Had to take a Stab at a pun.

-___________-. I’d like to take a jab at your face please.

That was a Sharp turn in mood. Way to Cut me off there.

Sorry but was that pun intended? “Had to take a STAB at a pun”?

Yes. Mine can be hard to get a Handle on.
(I capitalize the pun words)

I think some people can be BLUNT sometime

Well. Some of them can still have a Point.

But they can can't CUT to the chase sometimes

And some are too Sharp tongued to stand.

I mean, what would you even lose by being KNIFE to people.

Nothing. [out of knife puns :(]