GOOGLE ALL THE THINGS!

BING ALL THE THINGS

We're being weird, right?

PINTEREST ACCOUNT AS A GUY!

Facebook for dogs!

CATS!

Tumblr for subhuman insects from the surface of Uranus!

TWITTER FOR LIONS!

DEATH FOR 12!

Ducks for matadors!

Sharks with incredibly huge penises!

WHALE DORKS!

I EAT CHICKEN MENSTRUATIONS!

I like looking at girls knees and I'm straight

It's because of the baby faces, isn't it?

Nah I just think girls knees and thighs look pretty

Sometimes i like dressing up like Harley Quinn for school

Ya know I really like looking at ducks little butts when they dive. And I like watching lions kill a variety of other animals. I can also lick my own balls. I'm a normal guy right? RIGHT?!?

I knew a guy who sprained his neck for trying to lick his balls
No lie

This is amazing to read I've been gone for a week keep this going lol