Never been hit on.

I don't count it as that, but an old man forcibly kissed me as a tip for waiting his table. That was weird.

"I like your ass."

"You have nice eyebrows"...thanks???

"You have beautiful veins" -phlebotomist.
"wow you're really skinny for someone with polycystic kidneys" -ultrasound tech.

"I can turn you straight yknow. One time I kissed a gay guy and he turned straight. I'm not gay though."

He tipped me a dollar. And I work at Walmart..

*has never been hit on* oops.

It's Okay Thirdi. I'll hit on you.

I'm in the library when i little go comes up to me crying about how she lost her brother and she asked if she could use my phone to call him. guess who texted me the day after.

little girl**

Person: OY, WAFFLES.
Me: oh hi perso- *gets punched in the face*

A girl walked up to me, put my hand on her butt, then said "you just touched my butt, now what am I going to do about it?"

over a series of months this girl I liked kept hitting on me big time then I realised a month later after I moved away what was happening and was just like why me why

Last night someone was on the phone with their friend and he said I was cute and gave me his number.