OMG OK I got one. -.-
Ok so I was on summer break between 1st and 2nd grade. I was staying with my grandparents for most the summer just me not the family. Well my oldest cousin and his wife and kids lived on the same block so I was there a lot. He had a son in his early teens and a daughter 2 or 3 years older than me and we play together. Well one day we are playing Chinese checkers and he stands up and I think he says "Be right back I got to feed my lizard." I being young and dumb say "You have a lizard can I see?" " He actually said be right back got to drain my lizard." Yeah he had to be and I asked to see it. OMG I WAS STUPID! lol
To this day every time I see him he calls me lizard girl.
By the way if anyone remembers me talking about a cousin I have that dead straight believes the Earth is flat yeah this is him. Yeah a person that believes the world is flat makes fun of me.

Haha good one!

I don't know if I made it clear or not it was my oldest cousin son that did this not his dad.

@mrscollector be collecting life stories for every instance.

lol @spookykink57 well when you come from a big family like I do you gather a lot of stories lol

So it’s like my first week of college, and I’m living here so I have to take the shuttle that’s on campus. Since I didn’t really know exactly what times each shuttle would come at and also because I think I was running a little late I was pretty nervous this particular day, hoping that I’d make it to the stop before the shuttle. Well needless to say, as I’m about a block away from my stop the shuttle comes driving past me. Even though I’m still too far to make it, me being the optimist that I am, I start sprinting. Keep in mind that I’m wearing jeans, a tank top, flip flops and a huge ass backpack filled with books. As I get just a little bit closer I trip on something and fall face first on the ground. No one was really watching except for a worker who I know was silently laughing his ass off, a skateboarder who stopped dead in his tracks and just stared at me and maybe a few people on the bus. From that day forward I told myself that I would never ever run to try to make a shuttle.

Well that's true. Actually I am from a really big family, but we don't stay together. We stay in some other state and they stay in another one. So we rarely see each other. Perhaps once a year or on some special occasions.

gave some guy momey thinking he was homeless and he wasn't

Once upon a time I told a girl I liked her.