He was a good man and an even better corpse.

A wise man once told me that death is never the end. That was not this man, he fuckin dead lol

He completed the trifecta.

So this one faggot...

Haha these are all good but if you guys know any real quotes that’s would help

OLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doubling down always wins.

"______ was cremated at their request, as it was the only time they would have a smokin hot body"