I'm in my university social psychology course and we were talking about prosocial behaviour. To start the class the proff showed us a video of a dog splashing water on a fish to keep it alive. The video ended and she asked us "now why would he do that?" and without thinking I shouted out "BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD BOY". The internet has ruined me.

>Me, my brother, and his friend playing Smash 4
>I'm Zero Suit Samus, bro is Fox, friend is Roy
>Roy's dead and waiting for us to finish
>I'm on 1 life, Fox too
>I have 70% damage, Fox is about 50%
>Bomb-omb drops. I throw it at Fox. I roll backwards.
>Fox reflects Bomb-omb. Hits me. I'm KO'd.
>Lose the match
>Don't care, start new one
>Play as Corrin
>Obliterate bro and his friend
>Bro rage quits.
tldr: I beat my brother in smash. a lot. and mariokart, but that's for a different time

Probably the time a dude picked me up and carried me away Prince-Charming style.
I am also a dude. he didn't know i was straight. He was really nice though

Aww @rydler that is so cute though!

Also I was waiting to get important paperwork signed at university and this stuff is first come first serve. So I was waiting in the waiting room to get stuff signed with about 20-30 people, and my heart is racing because if you don't get this stuff signed, it messes up with what courses you can get into for your final year. So i'm in the middle of a conversation and they call my name and I jump up and yell "YAAAAAS" and the entire waiting room started laughing.

The group I'm training at work includes a girl who got to the semi-finals of Miss England
She's relatively attractive but about as sharp as a bar of soap
Anyways, I do general knowledge quizzes to break the monotony of the day
One of the questions is "What political party is Donald Trump part of?"
She says "Oh I don't know anything about Brexit"
Mfw