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aviva · 5 years ago
It‘s not really a loss. We need to know if it will make you a superhuman, a mutant, or a crazed serial killer. Either way, you will be useful to fight our battles alongside @infosubstance
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Okay so turns out it just gives you a contact high. Don't even need to smoke it...
under_fire · 5 years ago
oh sick, pass the plant
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
yeet
*toss*
aviva · 5 years ago
Info said something about his life depending on that plant. We probably shouldn‘t tamper with it
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*licks the plant*
what?
aviva · 5 years ago
*plant blushes*
Nothin
infosubstance · 5 years ago
Thank you for the help but I am afraid of what this high will do to affect your actions, by all means this has helped my research but please be careful this plant is unlike any other ive seen
aviva · 5 years ago
Does it talk?
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
... only if you lick it
aviva · 5 years ago
The plant wants personal space, Cap
under_fire · 5 years ago
no offense, but that plant gets me high and I'll lick it when I want.
aviva · 5 years ago
That‘s mean of you guys lol
infosubstance · 5 years ago
Now that you mention it I have been hearing weird murmurs at night perhaps its from the plant?
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Uh guys... the plant is licking me back...
infosubstance · 5 years ago
That's what I was afraid of...
aviva · 5 years ago
Cap, are you flirting with our plant?
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
The plant and I are getting married.
under_fire · 5 years ago
jack, please don't marry the god plant
aviva · 5 years ago
Noooo, Cap!