Imagine all of this like a UFC fight: Trump vs Pelosi
Pelosi: Are you sure you want to make the weigh-in a public affair Donald?
Trump: YES! I'M THE BEST, I'LL OWN THE FIGHT, YOUR GOIN DOWN.
Pelosi: Well... okay, but I think it's a bad idea...
Trump: NO GOOD IDEA 100% I WILL WIN THE FIGHT, LOOK AT MY AUDIENCE, LARGEST CROWD EVER. THIS FIGHT IS GONNA BE UNBELIEVABLE, BELIEVE ME.
Pelosi: whatever.
Pelosi and her trainer discuss what Trump is going to do; he has the size advantage, he's going to go for hay-makers and hope for a killer blow early; weave that, get him off balance and take him to the ground.
Trump and McConnell's corner.....
Trump: I'm gonna hit her so hard folks... so hard...
McConnell: well... sir... that's a terrible strate...
Trump: SHUTUP TURTLE OR YOUR WIFE IS OUT
McConnell: Yessir *hides head*
Week before Fight Night, betting was favoring Trump early, bettors switched, Pelosi is now favored.
Fight Night: Round 1
Trump comes out swinging, throws two hay-makers

Pelosi ducks both. Trump goes for the uppercut, Pelosi side steps; BOOM, jab in the gut. Trump is stunned; Pelosi kicks him in the back of the angle, putting Trump off-kilter. Another trip shot, big guy falls. Pelosi immediately seizes his arm, both legs across his body; Trump is in an armbar. Slowly, Pelosi starts to lean back and pull.
Pelosi: "Tap you idiot! TAP!"
Trump: NEVER EVER EVER!!!!..
*POP*. Trump's shoulder is now dislocated.
Pelosi: I SAID TAP!
McConnell is in Trump's corner covering his face with Trump's hoodie and sipping the water.
Trump: NOOOOOOO!!!
Pelosi slowly starts to turn and lean her weight.
*skitt skitt... skitt.. * Muscles are starting to snap...
Trump: NEVER!!!!
Pelosi is silent and continues to turn, literally twisting and slowly ripping every muscle around Trump's shoulder.
The audience has been silent since Trump went to the floor, but the realization hits them all at once; if this keeps up, she's going to literally twist and rip his arm off.

McConnell finally pokes his head up and sets the water down...
McConnell: I'm calling it, he's done, leave him alone! fight is over!
Pelosi: Ok
Trump: I WANT ANOTHER ROUND! I CAN STILL THROW A PUNCH!
*Trump swings his disconnected arm around, only the skin keeps it from flinging out of the ring*
McConnell: The Black Knight doesn't always triumph, that was a comedy you moronic dufus.
Pelosi shrugs.
The audience is stunned.
This one blonde chick (let us call her Ann) stands and screams.
Ann: Fight you orange pansy! You're the Orange Knight idiot!
Pelosi: What's he gonna do? Bleed on me?!
Audience: Shut up Ann.
C'est Fini.

ankle* way up like... before... I just noticed that. Ankle, not angle.

angle still... kinda works.

oooh, no C'est Fini.... gotta add this part
Trump: I want a decision from the judges!
Judges: Your trainer called the fight you fucking moron.