try to come up with the best insult to call some one.
rules:
1: no swear words, I't needs to be clever and humiliating without resorting to saying simple curse words for fill in any empty space, be clever,.
2: other than the first rule, there are no restrictions on what you can call people as long as their not racist slurs.
3: submit your insult as A reply to this chat and use it in a sentance,
ex) listen here you gluten free, non GMO, boiled cabbage, baked potatoe head, wet noodle on rye.
those are all the rules. I will judge the responces next monday. have fun.

*1: curse words TO fill in any empty space

fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck

*cries*

you soggy cheesepuff.

*cries*

You meany mean meanerson make me cry mean man
*cries*

Googles Shakespeare insult generator...
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

My favorite go to insult is “you brainless nematode”

"You're what happens when siblings fuck"
(fuck is technically not a swear word in this context, right?)

you could just say "you are the result of a dried up chromozome pool" and remove all swear words.

@coldpasta bruh, you can't just steal your insults from a dead dude.

When I hear you coming, it's like Lego bricks pressing into my eardrums. Your voice is like a vomiting cat. When I see you, swaggering along like the bulbous slug you are, I can see the grease on your french fry skin, you rancid pickle.
When I smell you as you pass, I think of the public toilet at the indian fast food place, the one that smells like foul, overpowering spices and dog piss that seeps into the carpet and walls.
I can taste it, and I still the gag and shiver that passes through me.
You nudge my shoulder, perhaps accidentally. You turn to perhaps apologise and ask for my number. Your arm is like a rotting squid, soft and limp, just like your dick.
The end.
You can take any part of this (my favourite is rancid pickle)
Or the whole thing

10/10

I wish...

If you're going into a competition, go in all the way

You six-piece chicken mcnobody

You cashew of disappointment milk, birthed by a chicken named Earl Drussell III

top 3 insults.
1: @creativedragonbaby
2:@rydler
3: @domoclan12