Ignore 1 weakness at a time, meaning you can negate your own swimming weakness and head down into the water. You get deeper and deeper, until you're attacked by...

Spongebob Squarepants, who forces you, at gunpoint no-less, to visit with him inside his pineapple. You arrive at the pineapple, only to be confronted by Squidward, who is holding...

A microscope. “Spongebob I wasn’t expecting you home so soon” said squidward smiling from ear to ear. “But I’m glad you brought your friend” he says while placing the microscope in front of you. Curiosity gets the best of you as you peer into the microscope and to your surprise you see..

A multitude of little skeletons with top hats, dancing to 'nut-bush city limits' whom look delighted to see you. You back away slightly and look at Squidward with confusion, mouth slightly agape as you grasp for words.

"Hey, get your finger out of me!" I karate chop your...

... face you scoundrel.” There was an always silence as the last word fell, as though the air had left the room. That’s when.....

The implosion began. It was as if time had screeched to a halt, everything in slow-motion and getting slower... and slower... until...

Everything stopped. Carl walked through the frozen time wasteland. Seeing his friends and family like this stirred up feelings of...

Spongebob heroically scooped up the amulet, dashing into the moai that squidward resided within, uprooting the purple cactus to reveal a demonic chest...

In which was housed nothing more then a dead spider and one copper coin...

Which can buy you exactly five single fries, the question is should I got to McDonald’s or ...

Futt bucker, where you can order a tall glass of...

Orphan tears. It's expensive, but they work wonders. You guzzle them down and wait for it to set in, and as you look out the window at the craters left behind by the Cyborg Dragon, you think back to a simpler time, when all the people of Arizona hadn't been enslaved. You put the saddle on your dire wolf, mount up, and down the last of your orphan tears, as you ride for...

...wards, towards a...

Giant poo monster, like the one from Conker’s Bad Fur Day. Disgusting, sure, but he’s really only there to wish you a happy birthday...or so you think. His real motive, as you find out is...

To extract your intestines and use them as a snorkel when he travels underwater

But you seem to have grown fond of your intestines and didn’t want to surrender them to him so with lightning speed you run home to grab your jetpack from your garage. Even though you can run at lightning speed you’d rather fly, so you put on your jet pack and head towards...

Walmart! Pop-tarts are on sale, half off! But wait! You have diabetes! And Pop-tarts have way, way, waaaay too much sugar! So no. You sadly walk to the cleaning products and buy a ten-gallon container of Windex, hoping to hasten the end. You go to the self-checkout lanes and...

ITS MIKE TYSON! He sees your sad face, bottle of windex, and overweight self and looks you straight in the eyes to say (all in a very menacing mike Tyson voice)...

"NEVER GONNA GIVE--YOU UP--NEVER GONNA LET--YOU--DOWN--NEVER GONNA RUN--A--ROUND AND DESERRRRRRT YOOOOUUUU!"