My class is competing to come up with the most verbose way to say it and I want to try and throw my hat into the ring

So far we're up to "It seems, that under some quite specific circumstances, that it most indubitably do indeed work like that sometimes in its very own bizarre and interesting way"

A long established and generally well accepted tenet of society dictates that upon occasions whose circumstances comprise a part, but not the sum total, of probable outcomes the expressed reality is deemed inarguably and inexorably absolute in a recursively self-affirming construct.

Well? Did we win?

I think we won.

I used the one that scatmandingo gave me, and I'm waiting to see if anyone can respond. If not, then I guess I win?

*we, sorry

The consistency of my consistency appalls even myself.

I guess that's more like "im allllll that" but fuck it, whatever; switch a consistency to inconsistency.