My step mother is a furry.
What the fuck.

I've spoken to her through DMs on Discord in the past, but I had no clue who it was. (Nothing more than me asking if she was a furry though)

I checked my facebook for the 1st time in about 3 years and I saw the furry pfp, so I clicked on it and it said under info "married to {my bio dad's name}"

Damn that's rougher than penis on sandpaper

sounds like a win win to me, just something to have in common with a step mom so you can include them in the family better.

holy fucking shit that's a twist

Absolutely 1000% do not say anything to anyone in your family about it

whoa. Plot twist.

Oh god. It got even worse. She's got the boomer mentality and posts about how 'back in the 70s, it was fine before all the climate change worry' and how it's actually the kids nowadays messing up the planet somehow? What the fuuuccckkk

SHE POSTS JOKER THINGS UNIRONICALLY

I showed my mom her discord pfp and she instantly recognised who it was.
Holy fuck this is weird.
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My stepmom is an edgy boomer furry.
It's like some sort of cringe bingo.
I'm convinced the Mayans were correct and the world did end in 2012.

Wait does this mean there's a possibility your dad is also a furry?

oh no

Yeah, and potentially my half-siblings too.
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Oh god
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One of them is called Bladen
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He's destined to become literally the edgiest furry ever.

God bless you.

He's going to bring balance to the fOwOce

So fur-tastic or fu-awful?

Fu-awful for sure