Ordered a pizza, the delivered a pizza nothing like the one I ordered, had to ask them to replace that, they've taken like an hr and a half AND I'M HANGRY.
I mean, yeah, two pizzas, but the first one only has hamburger on it (I didn't order hamburger) and is super salty, it's damn near inedible.

You seem to have a inordinate number of pizza related issues. From Little Caesar’s only having deep dish to delivery delays. How much pizza do you eat to have this many problems?

I don't fucking know why, I don't order pizza very often... maybe once every 2 months or if I get a really random hankering. Maybe I'm on some sort of secret pizza delievery fuck-up list and they are plotting to fuck up all my orders in spite. I don't know what I wouldn't have done to deserve that, I'm very polite. Perhaps it was getting Wing-stop delivered more often? I don't know.

You know how the pizza industrial complex feels about fringe chicken wing activists. Text everyone you know to make sure they are OK. That wasn’t hamburger. That was a message.

Goddamn Chick-fil-A cows are running the pizza industry from the shadows.

But with, like, reverse psychology.

Fucking monsters.

IT HATH ARRIVED.

Ah lovely

It's yummy. I could only manage 2 slices for now, as I ate 2 slices of the first pizza... but it was worth the wait. They didn't skimp on the onions... usually the onions get skimped even if I order double onions and make it a point in the little box for them to onion it up.

how dare they delay your pizza