Are you a well aged cheddar? You're pretty sharp.

Oh shit I dropped my sock *picks up sock*

Cannibalism.

@purple_sleeves, like "you'd go well with a nice Chianti?"

Oops! I forgot the fava beans.

That works

Did you know your 85 percent water and I'm thirsty

*you're

You're gonna get bitch slapped by god

do you wanna know why it's called fall?
I don't either. Wanna get a coffee and discuss about it later.

WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN

Did you get a scrape when you crawled out of hell you little devil