funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Give me a second to type the story before asking what, aite.
parisqeen · 4 years ago
what
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Aite, so... I got into a religious debate while I was bored... and while being a sarcastic assclown, I accidentally pooped a gem: A movie, a dark comedy, where instead of Jesus being resurrected after 3 days, God kicked him out because he wouldn't stop eating shrooms and acting like a sanctimonious asshole. God effectively puts him back on Earth as his "timeout". Jesus then proceeds to try to convince everyone he was resurrected as prophecy fulfillment, and he gets all his boys to go along with the ruse, leading to disastrous consequences; the ultimate "boy, that escalated quickly". Meanwhile Lucifer just randomly shows up from time to time and doesn't say anything, he just randomly bursts into hysterical laughter and then walks off-screen.
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Obviously this idea would be refined over time, but I don't think it's that bad for something I pulled out of my ass in 5 minutes >_>
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Oh, and it turns out God is kinda Old-Testament still... like in American Beauty, the military dad and the bag kid pothead.
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I dig it, I'm imaging this as like a "Life Of Brian" kind of comedy
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I dunno if all of it could be that light-hearted but so scathing at the same time, but on the ruse part, 100% "Life of Brian" would be a major influence lol.
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
...still beaten by the "what". =p
parisqeen · 4 years ago
I couldn't not say "what" after you told me not too, it's the rules.
I feel like that would be a really fun movie though, Jesus just being a smartass trying to get back at God.
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
lol forsure