I have no cream to sell.

Why didn't you poop at work?

You just don't have time for that shit

@snowbeast Because I have the splattershits and couldn't hold it :(

@savage_demmigod exactly!

@funkmasterrex aww :( butthole says boo

@snowbeast also, only three bathrooms with a lot of people. Chances are high they'll hear or smell me.

Are you feeling better now?

Oh you poor thing. I have done those at work though...

I'm happy you got that joke lol... if there are places cream not be applied I'll do my best lol

@who_cares yes I am, thank you :)

@snowbeast that would've been ideal, but my butthole said no

@funkmasterrex as long as you don't cream yourself

<_< well I think that bridge is a few dozen miles behind us >_>

>.> *poke* Jejejejeje now you got it on your face... don't worry, think of it like war paint.

Ew

Hoping you and your butthole are feeling better now

Thank you