Hey everyone I accidentally got really high and really drunk at a party and I walked home and now I'm just sort of flagging. I guess I'm in a really sharing mood so here I am posting this using the voice to text to the on my phone. I think I'm going to fall asleep on this couch after like 15 more minutes and then I'm going to be like why did I even post this what was I thinking
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captainjackharknes · 14 comments
3 years ago
mia_linay
· 3 years ago
Oh no now you're asleep and we didn't even get to seize it
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Still awake yooo
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
May have actually recorded a 40 minute video of me being so out of it
xlaxxine
· 3 years ago
Oi oi man take care
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I can't sleep
xlaxxine
· 3 years ago
Just make you dont get "accidentally" high next time dude.
mia_linay
· 3 years ago
Lol i was accidentally super high a few weekends ago too
mia_linay
· 3 years ago
3 brownies
mia_linay
· 3 years ago
Me and a friend agreed on the theory that crows are trying to take over the world. They always be sitting around all ominous and shit.
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
The accident was actually that I got high, and then forgot I wasn't supposed to drink alcohol.
mia_linay
· 3 years ago
Whoopsie daisy
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
But it turned out ok, I'm not even really hungover. Drank 2 Gatorades before going to sleep.
mia_linay
· 3 years ago
Good boi :)
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Turns out someone got shitfaced and passed out back at the party, so I'm doing better than that guy at least.