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I once ran over a suicidal chicken with my car. It crossed the road and then turned around and walked back under my tires. When I looked in the rear view mirror, there was only a cloud of feathers raining down. Sad but ridiculously hilarious.
deleted · 9 years ago
^ I have something similar
There was this one time I was on my way to school with my sister and this duck FLIES into our windshield
and so we pull up to my school and everyone is just staring at our blood stained front bumper
If I had to pick a most embarrassing moment of my life, it'd be that
Coincidentally, it was also the last moments of that poor duck's life.
rin_okumura · 9 years ago
NOOO, oh my gosh! Not the poor duck! D: And that poor chicken...
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Oh no! It's sad but I'm still laughing. My friends and I once saw a little dead bird stuck in this giant truck's front grill. Poor little thing.