I have a 1 year old bearded dragon

I only have children but someday I'm going to get a dog and a cat and something reptilian.

Bearded dragons are pretty low maintenance. But getting everything set up and the tanks and lights are expensive as hell. If i add up all the stuff ive bought for my bearded dragon counting his price. Ive spent around $250-$300+ then about $20-$30 every six months for substrate changes. And around $10 on food either a month or every coupl of weeks

That's not bad at all. Does he cuddle? Because that would be fun.

Ive seen some bearded dragons that just chill on their owners. But it very much depends on their personality. Reptiles very much develop personalities. I personally cant take my bearded dragon out too much. Cause hes a runner and an explorer and id lose him under my bed. XD. But yeah they pretty well maintain themselves. I have a website you can check out for beardie info

I won't need it for a couple years at least so no bother. If you know he'd run under your bed, is he really lost? XD

I had a bearded dragon as well she lived to be like 13

Yeah they can live for quite awhile. My friend got a newt then found out they can live up to 50 years

I have a pet rock.

I don't have one but I'm going to get get a silver Fox one day.