Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

^the only way to start a conversation

Comment on surroundings and then improv from there.

"I think I just found Waldo..."

"I'm not racist,but..."

My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

I always ask guys if they can open my water bottle