One time I was in my closet looking for something and it was dark and I tried to place a torch...
"Where the fuck are my torches"
"Why can't I right click"
"Where is my hot bar???"
"I'm a fucking idiot"
I should go outside more.

When I got my learner's permit back in the day I had been playing a shitload of Gran Turismo 3. And when my mom would let me drive around she would freak out when I started apexing the corners.