It's not even cheesy, it's just awkward: "Did you see that moon last night? It was beautiful. But not as beautiful as you". - My Homecoming Date (whom I do not like in the slightest.)

whats shaking' bacon?

"Nice tits."

I could pick you out of a criminal lineup

Guy: "Are you lost?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Guy: "Because heaven is up there" *points to sky*

Did you just fall from heaven? Because your teeth are missing and shoulder dislocated. Omg u are a mess, do you want me to call 911?

guy: cheese
feminist: RAPE!