How does Moses drink his tea?
Hebrews it....
Idk if that even makes sense or if that's something you can even do with tea but yiu asked for worst jokes not accurate jokes

Good point

This is the one I'm most proud of because I made it myself, even if I've been threatened to be killed by my friends for it..
Anyway
Long time.. No C
GET IT?
THERES NO "C" IN LONG TIME
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HOLY SHIT IM DYING

Deja Moo:
The feeling that you've heard this bull before!
:D

I have one
What do you call a chicken whose name is Abernathy?
Answer: Abernathy, cause that's his name.
I trie to impress people with this joke some people died of laughter because of how stupid it was others just stared at me like I was the biggest nut on the shelf...

XDD
Wait, have you heard the new drug that came out for people who love anal?
It's called TryNoAssAcetol

*TryNoAcetol
I ruined it

Omg Kass ,r

,3

Oh, I know another! What do you call the Russian president who got frostbite? Andropov (because it sounds like Hand-Drop-Off, HAHAHAHHA)

XD

There was two muffins sitting on a bench. They look over to the side and see bar. One muffin turns to the other muffin and says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Here's one I stole from ecumenicalmatter (heh heh heh get sherkt)
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An American walks up to a Soviet and asks, "Do you have freedom of speech in this country?"
The Soviet man replies, "I'm sorry, I'm not entirely sure what that means. Could you explain it to me?"
"Well," says the American, "say I were to stand on the front lawn of the Whitehouse, and yell "DOWN WITH REAGAN! Nothing would happen to me."
"Oh!" exclaims the Soviet, "I think we do have freedom of speech! I could stand in the middle of the Red Square and yell "DOWN WITH REAGAN!", and nothing bad would happen to me either!"
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In hindsight, it's not actually that bad of a joke. Oh well.

Wow, Morrello, stealing my puns
*shakes fist*
Ah well, you can use 'em comrade

There's a fish swimming down the river, bumped into something and said OH DAMN!

The ice cream man stole my boyfriend.
How dair-y!!

XD you guys

How does Jack Frost get to work??
By-icicle
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic??
About halfway.

XD