As in huge blocks of heated dough or really hard and crusty lumps?
Because if you can find the right person, you'll be their god for the day.

Yes. I wanted cookies :(

Sell them and make lots of money and use the money to buy supplies for more cookies.

Maybe I should just buy some...

Or invite a friend to make them with you? Then It'd be fun hanging out and you'd still get (hopefully edible) cookies. Man I really want to bake now.

Use them as weapons of mass destruction. No one will know where it came from or what it even is.

For some reason I thought meant you tried to do drugs. Whoops

use them for hockey