A house walked into a bar
Several people got up and left as they realized the potential danger of the situation

I think you mean horse unless a house did walk into a bar

* horse

Yeah i meant horse
I slide type and i didn't notice it ^^'

So you know how birds fly in a v shape. And how one side is longer than the other. Do you know why one side is longer than the other?
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Its cause there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a bar.

His raging alcohol problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the dog who didn't kill anyone
Neither have i

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Why did the horse fall off the truck
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It wasn't stable
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oh my god I just made that up
Do I need to consider a career in comedy
And is this even an anti joke

That was an actual joke i think

You mean
You mean I don't have star potential
:(
It's okay. I guess I'll stick to programming

Oh wait you meant it was just a joke and not an anti joke
Okay disregard last comment I'm gonna be in Madison Square Garden

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tree.
Today u decided to burn some calories so I found a fat kid and lit him on fire

I* decided^

Hey, what's a big project that involved ovens and gas?
The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky?
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a stick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
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he was hit by a bus

why did the bird fall out of the tree?
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it was shot

why did Sally fall off the swing?
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she had no arms.

knock knock?
who's there?
not sally.