Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards

Why did the skeleton want friends?
Because she was getting BONEly

.... that last pun made me think of Undertale...

iT WAS UNDERTALE SO YOU WATCHED IT :D

*while driving car in reverse*
Boy, this really takes me back.

I did!
ooh... I love that pun!
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming...

To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!

It's not the man who did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
(omf im so sorry I couldn't stop myself XDD )

If you're ever cold, go stand in a corner. They're usually about 90 degrees

Have you heard about the zoo that only has a dog in it?
It's a shih tzu

Asked me to upgrade to the new Windows. I was I still love Vista baby! -Saw this earlier on I think it was 9gag, couldn't resist!

Cripple jokes arnt funny, I can't stand them

I walked into my house and was delighted to see someone had stolen all of my lamps!

Cheesy jokes are the best, they're definitely cheddar than other jokes. Sorry was that joke not gouda?

That was so bad, I want to PUNch you in the face, you lack the PUNdamental basics of humour