I do that too. You're not alone. Just know that people do care about you and that people will really miss you if you commit

I know. I'm not feeling that way at all but I was always afraid to mention this because people might think I am.

I sometimes dream what would happen if I created a militia, started a campaign and took over New Jersey... How would it go, would my militia put up a good fight, would my dreams of conquering New Jersey come real? How long would I last? Will there be awesome battles and glory!

Among on the scenarios that play out in my head this is the most prominent.

*remove on*

I thought I was the only one who did this

I do this ALL the time. Sometimes I wanna fake my death to see who'd show up to my funeral, makes you think.

Same here people always say go away we don't want you but I'd I died today what will they say

Mom: *is angry at me*
ME: *fakes death*
Mom: omfg my last words to him were just so hateful I hope he forgives me
Me: You are a good mom for that