What's sad about 4 black guys in a Catalac running off a cliff? They were my friends

I like my coffee like my women...
Without a penis.

When asked to be treated like a princess, I put my girlfriend in a black Mercedes and drove it into a tunnel wall

Why couldn't Susie play on the swings?
She had no arms.

Ding dong
Who's there?
Not Susie.

Wtf *knock knock