Nothing to roast. You're really pretty and seem like a chill person. Sorry to disappoint.

you call yourself perchuthemoreosguy
but you're a girl
false advertising

*tries to think of compliment having to do with grilling you that isn't dumb and creepy*
*fails*

Can I bake you instead? @u@

Can't roast you, you're already hot.

You're one of the biggest perverts I know...

@rarepepe likewise, friend
@slamdunkey ok ok tru
@thirdi smh
@spazz yeah i guess you can bake me. you just microwave me for 4 minutes and then season lightly and apply butter and sour cream
@aeacus smooth asf
@smbadat stop restating things we all know

(Homer voice)
Mussst try to roast!!!
I can't , i give up, I'm going to eat donuts

Why roast you when the mirror can do it for me. Just kidding of course, I'm not that mean.....

Lay off the moreos.
(You know I don't mean that Cassidy)