internet · 8 years ago
Use your computer when you are home alone. (Sorry, had to).
deleted · 8 years ago
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS IN DANGER
deleted · 8 years ago
Oh my god.
Ignore the bullshit.
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Crap...
And the reason I use my phone and not my laptop bc I always turn the pc off
And 30 mins after turning in off its just like 'imma die in boredom, I can't sleep... etc'
The combination of late teen and early adulthood is terrifying...
aeacus · 8 years ago
What kind of phone for you have
random_kitty · 8 years ago
Dont download it. Go to your apps list and force stop the browser and download 360 security, its a battery saver and a virus protector and do a full virus scan youll most likely find one and do what it says to get rid of it
chu · 8 years ago
Clear your browser history. I also got this, apparently the FBI, CIA, NSA, and the Secret Service were after me for child porn, bestiality, BDSM, "sexual acts involving the anus", and a few other bullshits (they claimed all of this was illegal lol). It also wouldn't let me close out of my tab. Clearing all browser cache, history, and saved data and whatnot cleaned that right up.
rosalinas · 8 years ago
I use Android
And now I kinda find my issues pretty amusing, still bad but funny
And "sexual acts involving the anus", seriously? So anal sex is illegal now... that is so sad
chu · 8 years ago
According to the FBI, CIA, NSA, and the Secret Service yes.
And that is literally what the popup said.
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Imagine the FBI just breaks into your house with guns and stuffs 'you are arrested for entering your partner's back door...'
'What? Why do you even?'
' please raise your hands, hand out your toys and your dick'
deleted · 8 years ago
"What if it was two guys tho"
"Then you're going to super jail motherfucker."
spazz · 8 years ago
Install Clean Master, should clear most, if not all, viruses
chu · 8 years ago
It's not a "virus" as much as it is a "cookie thing" I think.
rosalinas · 8 years ago
And as an update, my phone and I are sill alive and fine
I just cleaned the whole history and cookie and restarted it 3 times
Now it's perfectly fine