I have no social presence beyond my immediate family. I have no idea what they secretly think of me.

I've been rumored to secretly date 1/3 of the girls at my school simply due to my politeness and being lesbain.

~1/3*

*slow clap*

I mean I'd gladly fuck a lot of them but date? Nah bruh because 1) while I personally have no issue with non-monogamous relationships, I respect my partners decision to allow open sexual activity with whoever I choose as long as I use protection (E.G. I'm on the pill (which I'd do anyways) and they dont have an STD) (Same rule applies to her) however where she draws the line is with multiple romantic partners, a position I understand completely, however If she changes her mind I have no problem with her having multiple romantic partners, given I can do the same. I wouldnt break up with her over it though, considering that she would make me happier than any combination of other people.

I was pregnant with twins after the weight gain

....i don't know if i have any rumors about me. .... and that makes me a little bit afraid

I was sick for 3 days and didn't go to school and someone started a rumor telling people I died. My mom got a sympathy card in the mail and flowers... It was pretty awkward when I went back to school.

Oh, rumors, my least favourite type of social sewage... hmm, let's see... 2 weeks ago I had a walk with a guy, a literal walk, no holding hands no touching no nothing, we just walked a bit and immediatelly after 2 of my so called friends started a rumor about him being my boyfriend.
I wonder what might happen if someone sees me talking to a guy in public or, god forbid, hugging someone. They'll speculate I got married in secret 5 years ago and am now expecting my third baby with the person.

You seem like a fun person

I am, actually. You're really perceptive if you got that out of my post. :)
I also hate gossip and rumors, but you probably got that, too, right, a person as perceptive and judgemental as yourself?

I hate gossip and rumors as much as you. Wanna know how I avoid it all? I don't talk, at all (excluding media sites) I've always seen myself as the perfect student because im so silent. There should really be a sarcasm button on FS so i could tell.

I think there should be some other options on how to avoid gossiping behind your back other than barely exist. I mean, I don't spread gossip about other people, how fucking hard is it for them to extend the same courtesy to me?
Anyway, it's not just that, it's the general idea that if you're seen doing something, you have to explain it to everyone like it's everyone's business. I am content to deal with my own life and haven't got the slightest interest in most of other people's lives. I can't understand why are some people so horrifically bent on making everything their business. Like, the haters, they're a good example. Or the anti-abortus ones, etc. You're entitled to have your opinion but why try to force it down everybody else's throat? Isn't that discourteous? To try and meddle with other people's private lives?