stop being so against him it wasn't his fault

Wouldn't you like cake to do the same thing for him? Give him the benefit of the doubt

THAT CAKE MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T SAT ON THAT PLATE IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

cake never told me to stop, thats all i gotta say

Wow. Seriously. Cake has been violated. Give him a little leeway

Cake's mom did the same thing when she was just a little cake-ling and its only fitting that cake follows in her mother's footsteps
cake got rekt

Woah, I thought cake was a "he"

She's trans too?????

Whaaaat??? Who is cake really. I feel like I don't even know.

Are we even talking about the same cake??

cake is trans. prefers she/her pronouns. Cake is obsessed with tumblr and is a basic white trash kinda gal

Hm... Must be talking about another cake...

cake is a stranger in a strange place

what if you actually know cake but she is just catfishing you?

UGH

Cake be trollin

Why!?!

why not?

^amen