Your dad must be a drug dealer, cause your dope...

Your parents must be bakers cause that's a nice set of buns ;)

nice

Damn girl, you could beat Usain Bolt in a race! (Because generally in physics, the hotter something is, the faster it moves)

Damn girl, are you a cop? Cause when I see you, I start to sweat and get irrationally nervous.

That last one tho...smooth af

I only use pickup limes that I made up

So you grow these pick up limes yourself?

Absofruitely

Sweet

Sour, actually

Let me tell you bout the 20 letters of the alphabet. Oh shez I forgot some. U r a q t... Wait *counts on fingers* one more... I'll give you that d/v later

That was awesome!!!