A dude I just meet at the time was flirting with me and I said "Dude I don't even know you" and he said "That's what first dates are for" AND IF I WASN'T GAY AS FUCK MY PANTIES WOULD HAVE HIT THE FLOOR SO HARD THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUND IN CHINA

Damn.

Okay this isn't really related to your question but in my head I pronounce your name as the_gayming_singer, but as singe instead of sing. Is that odd? Again sorry for getting off topic

The_gayming_singe?

"You're smoother than a frictionless surface"
i always take these things too literally