I knew about this site since summer 2015 but made an account around Christmas the same year.

I made my first account last spring but was a guest for a year before that

I became a regular user around spring of 2014 so its been two solid years

Around at least 6 months before fs's new birthday.

Almost 3 years ago, but didn't make an account until a little over a year ago

At least, if not more, three years ago

Started browsing as a guest spring 2015, got my account autumn 2015

Lurked around as a guest for quite a while. Maybe from, I dunno, 2012? Wasn't around till end of last year I bothered to use an account I think.

Mid 2012

I am FunSubstance.

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