Learn how to spell crutches.

You can break other peoples feet with em if you have a half-decent aim.

How'd you sprain your foot?

Probably stepped in their own steaming pile of bullshit

Who crapped in your pudding this morning?

Himself. He wakes up everyday knowing it's going to be shitty day guaranteed by himself

Crutches* sorry wasn't pay attention. And I jumped over a fence, messed up the landing, and sprained a toe and hurt a ligament

Ouch. Don't worry I have experience. I just hope you don't have many stairs to climb. Make sure you either have a backpack or a bag that cannot side off your shoulders for starters. Then make sure that if you do go down stairs that you try and keep at least some of your weight backwards so you don't overbalance and fall. If you have underarm crutches then make sure to use extra padding either by using hand towels/tea towels to wrap around the top or foam if you have some available. How long do you have them for?

About a week or two

Not too bad then. I had them for 5 months when I broke a chunk of bone off my ankle.