Never think I would f*cked up so bad
Long story short I let my cousin borrowed my laptop...
And we all know where that gonna lead
When I hesitated she was teasing me 'you have taken that many nudes?'
And of course I denied 'nah it's just my private life' then I logged out fb
But I think I left my messenger there which is the worst part
I'm going to die in shame...
by rosalinas · 105 comments 8 years ago
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deleted · 8 years ago
*sad face*
Sorry bye
rosalinas · 8 years ago
awww dont be sad
here have some uhm im not sure what im holding
what does this look like to you?
*hands you the weird object*
deleted · 8 years ago
Banana!!!!
*engulfs the banana and your hand along with it*
Tasty ross. *_*
rosalinas · 8 years ago
So I do taste good after all
But you shouldn't eat my hand
It's poisonous
deleted · 8 years ago
Wut?
*already gobbling up your elbow.*
Idc, u tasty
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Okie
Enjoy your breakfast then
When your penis turns green, don't blame me
deleted · 8 years ago
0_0
*spits you hand out*
*starts spitting
rosalinas · 8 years ago
*picks hand up*
Should I get a new one or reuse this one?
Btw it's a little too late
Just wait, in a few days you gonna have Hulk penis
deleted · 8 years ago
Wait i can't decide if that is a good or a bad thing
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Eh you would have trouble buying pants that for sure
deleted · 8 years ago
Who needs pants when you gave hulk penis
deleted · 8 years ago
*have
rosalinas · 8 years ago
So you would probably walk arouse pantless from now on ....
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Around*
God dammit
deleted · 8 years ago
Yes i am doing that
rosalinas · 8 years ago
And how do people react?
deleted · 8 years ago
No one in my house, so no reaction until now.
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Keep me updated
deleted · 8 years ago
Update: i also spiked my hair like dbz character.
Mom came home
Apparently I'm not here soon anymore.
It's summer and my Battery is on 1% its gonna die an
rosalinas · 8 years ago
Never understand those people who let their phone's die
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