Don't remember most awkward but most recent was "obviously you're expecting." From one of my friends. Nope. Not expecting. Not even that fat either. *shrugs*

Once I was in the peddlers mall and this woman comes up to me and starts telling me all the best places to go for baby things. Told her I wasn't pregnant, she apologized a million times, and we kept passing each other in the store and every time she apologized more and said she just thought the shirt I had was a maternity one, blah blah (I was just fat). Couple weeks later some sweet family congratulated my husband and I on our baby, asked what it was, to avoid awkward I went with it (a boy, to be named miles), but it was awkward for me, and the husband. Needless to say, i started working on losing weight.

Oh dear.

People are lame. And suckers for inviting awkward in. Like really. Never assume someone is pregnant. Friend or not. And it does happen when you're not fat, which I don't even understand

7 years old (primary skl), making friendship bracelets before Easter holiday. This girly girl next to me kept making like hundreds really fast coz she already knew to make them. I'm quite competitive especially being that young so when everyone went to play outside for break I took her things and threw them behind this shelf. I knew there was a camera but I was annoyed. Girl comes back and cries non stop. Teacher (1 of my favs) gets us to look for it. I look and 'find' it. Hero of the day. No one owns up so she says she'll check the camera and punish us next day. I had too much pride I felt bad but couldn't give myself up. Next day teacher looks at me hurt but doesn't say anything. Kids ask who did it she says camera doesn't work. I felt awkward all day but after the hols it got back to normal.
Another time I got in the car thinking it was my uncle's... we had a staring competition then I left.
Any awkward situations now I keep a straight face don't care or laugh it off depending.

I was doing a presentation once and I was trying really hard to be excited and entertaining and I got so excited I passed out for about three seconds.

I tried to find someone and they wont flucking answer anything. -_-

all right here goes...
When I was young and in daycare there was this girl, and so we ran around and played each day and watched kids cartoons. then one day out of nowhere, she walks up to me and asks; "Does your pen*s curl around to your butt?" and I stood there for what felt like an hour and said no and ran away.

oh my god that's hilarious
at least you helped in her education

the worst part is she goes to my school now

You know when everyone gets quiet randomly?
Well that happened and I literrally said out loud "I don't mind dick sometimes."
That's how I came out as bi

Similar thing happened to me..kinda... I once was trying to show my mom a funny gif I found,but instead I accidentally showed her a gif of a woman removing her top,revealing her black,lacy bra...yeah I'm pretty sure that's how I came out as bi to my mom...I'm just hoping she's forgotten about that incident xD

wow

Lol rwby. Im always trying to get my mom to watch lesbian porn. I used to 'accidently' clck on it so she'd watch but she'd always run away lol. She knows I watch a lot of types haha. She's cute though. Doesn't say anything just smacks me in a jokey way like I shouldn't but she knows I do so..

Lol niiice

once at dismissal this year i saw my sister's car and got in like i usually do and said "hey dumbass" like i usually do but when i turned my head i saw a horrified middle aged woman. being as awkward as i am, i tried to apologize and that came out as "homygod i am so fucking sorry" and quickly unbuckled my seatbelt, and got out of the car as fast as i could- not without bumping my forehead so hard on the roof of the car i had a huge purple bruise on my forehead. i still havent lived it down