People on here can barely come up with original ides for posts, and u think someone will come up with a theory on how the world began?

idk i hoped someone would come up with a bizarre story about being in a snow globe or something

A Being rolled a number of dice, and based on the outcome of those die, chose the corresponding attributes and gave them to that world.

And on the seventh day, Gwen Stefani hired four pairs of Crocs to impersonate her pet cat. The Crocs rebelled and decided to recruit their brethren to form a massive ball of Crocs. This ball then became known as Earth.

see that is more like it haha

It all started the day our great, reverent leader, Kim Jong Un, was born.

Back in the day where there was only space there were a group of alien lord/deities were battling to see who was the mightest between them. In on of those fights they threw to much power at each other and that is what caused thr big bang. The deities saw the barren wastelands that we call planets and tried to harvest future power sources. They tried to plant alien life on each singlr plant until they go signals of life on the blue sphere we call Earth.

A giant hamster ate all of the universe and became so full he exploded causing the big bang again.

It all started with the birth of Morgan Freeman - he was God in that one movie, after all. Anyway, his luscious voice gave light and breadth to existence, and then the Nine Dimensions came to fruition. Within these Dimensions were seven Systems each, and within each system was 200 planets. In each Dimension, each planet had a counterpart that was identical except for one minor event that changed the course of history. For example, as we sit in the Eighth Dimension, our Third clone was completely cleansed of all human life during the Cold War, when a finger slipped and launched a nuke, causing endless retaliation until all was lost. Now, what we observe as Mars and Venus and Mercury, etc, are all in fact astronomical projections upon our atmosphere from the Kourans, the largest of the planets in all the Dimensions. In reality, Mars is bustling with life and culture, but is much further away than we anticipate it to be, and comparatively they are currently in the year 1560.

The reason why Morgan Freeman was cast as God is because he is God: subconsciously we know this, hence our ability to "think in his voice" after having heard it even once.

So that's actually what happened, I'll take any questions you may have, excluding the ones about my political beliefs or my mother's ethics.

But I can't think in his voice...

Slam. You are one of my favs on this site.

Does this mean that I'm Morgan Freeman?

Dear Chuck I hope not.

Timebender, that's because you've bent time involuntarily and erased your memory of Morgan Freeman's voice. I suggest The Shawshank Redemption as a good way to remember it.

Nope.