deleted · 8 years ago
My cat ate a moth. Get a cat
literallygod · 8 years ago
I have two fucking useless cats who can't fucking catch anything
deleted · 8 years ago
Are they fat
ruinedeffect · 8 years ago
pls don't fuck the moths
literallygod · 8 years ago
They're fat af
deleted · 8 years ago
One time a giant moth got in my apartment. Refused to go inside until it was gone. Husband got rid of it when he got off work. If your cats aren't working, try a husband.
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I'd have a harder time finding a husband than killing a moth.
deleted · 8 years ago
But it can be any husband. Just borrow the neighbors. Do not endanger yourself fighting a fiendish devil
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Well, I suppose that works too. Although I usually just get my dad and my brother to kill bugs and spiders for me.
deleted · 8 years ago
Those work just as well ;)
deleted · 8 years ago
My bro is scared of bugs
kisnotundercover · 8 years ago
You're literally God can't you get rid of them?
literallygod · 8 years ago
I have bad days
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
God, this is what you get for letting those two moths on the Ark.
literallygod · 8 years ago
Shut up, Barb. I liked moths back then
barbaragordon · 8 years ago
Okay, I'm sure you had your reasons. But while we're at it, can you explain why you didn't swat those two mosquitos? Did they just not suck as much back in the day (pun intended)?
literallygod · 8 years ago
That was fucking hilarious
fruitcakecat · 8 years ago
moths are great though wtf
under_fire · 8 years ago
moths are fine, millipedes arent