@Zeus may you tell me my account age?

Might as well change this chat to "Hay zeus, tell us our account age instead of making it sn update to the site instead".

Might as well. Hay @zeus, tell me my account age?

I think I know a small secret now

Do tell!

Yes yes, tell us secrets old as time.

Noooooooooooooo!

I wonder how many other secret questions we can ask....

TELL THE SECRETS CHU
BETRAY THE ZEUS

No I don't wanna get in trouble

But a suspicion of mine has been confirmed.

But we must know!

I think I'll casually drop it a few months from now when I see a relevant thread

You little bastard...

You would have had to see the comment within like five seconds of its posting before it got changed.

Goddammit

I shall chant an ancient spell to make you tell the truth..... Here goes *clears throat*
Santo Rita Meada Mater.....
Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon.....
Jack LaToya Janet Michael....
Dumbledore the explorer!
*flicks goat's eye medallion* cheap thing... can't even get someone to tell the truth properly.... Probably can't even aid in possession....
Sorry guys, I am of no use here.

am confuse

I've been on here so long I can't even remember when I joined

@zeus for jade