WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYYY (if you don't mind me asking, like srsly you don't have to answer but y'know its your thing and I'm not gonna tell you what to do)

He was a firefighter what do you think I said.? Nothing...I went into my house and started a sink fire so he would save me. And then we rode off into the sunset atop the glittering red fire engine...

But no not really I gave him my number and we are texting now

One time I met this guy cause he was hypnotized and started cuddling with me

That sounds like a pleasent experience...

It was weird. He had no idea he was doing it and he didn't remember it afterward. We talked a bit tho.

That's a free snuggle right there. Did he atleast smell ok.?

He actually did smell pretty good!

That's a plus

Yeah. Only problem was I was getting a death glare from his gf behind us.

That was an unexpected twist...