if it makes you feel any better I'm too acidic for anyone to come near me :D

Poor banana :( <\3

Hold up, what's the pH level for a banana again?

I meant my personality is acidic, you dickwheel.

Ah good, I've been consuming a lot of bananas lately, didn't want to have to rebalance my copious diet.

Dude I just got out of a relationship too, it really does suck man but at least now you can focus a little bit more on your music, this could even help out your career

Aw poor bass. If you don't mind me asking, what happened?

She was just difficult. Big feminist too. She knew I hated it, but that didn't really catch up to us.

Well all I can say is that if she went out of her way to be difficult, you deserve better. I don't want to say that relationships should be easy, but they definitely shouldn't be hard. Sure, everyone has their rough spots but the idea is to work through them together, as a team. If she wasn't supportive of you and didn't respect your opinions, you deserve to find someone who will.

that hit me hard.. thanks queen

Anytime.

*gives you pats and cookies and puppies*
FEEL BETTER GODDAMMIT

But I'm queen

Bass you are amazing and don't let any big time anti patriarchy triggering feminist bring you down. You're going to be famous. She won't

you can date me

no chu I want to date you

*wants to comment on dating *rememebrs that I'm Jewish and prob getting married in 2-3 years. *doesnt say anything about dating anyone

You don't have to marry if you don't feel like it