Excuse you, of course we play sports? We play sports like DOTA 2, LoL, Overwatch, TF2, CS:GO, etc.

Sports are for chumps, but cycling is good for transportation. That's about it.

Currently I play rec league ultimate frisbee, soccer, and do a calisthenics boot camp 4 times a week.
I used to play football, baseball, basketball, and run track.

I play vampire sports. I train my pet bat in racing.

I have a hearty dislike of socialization. That's my excuse,

Define "sports"
Ah, well, if it counts, I used to play volleyball.
Every now and then I do some "swimming" though it's more like 'floating' honestly.

Cool

Baseball is my favorite.

I did little league when I was younger. Highest point was my last year, no one struck me out for the entire season.

Is crime fighting a sport? Because if so, no I still haven't seen the light of day.

Is fangirl-ing a sport? No matter what I'm a vampire....

I went to grab a drink from the fridge and got 4 cramps

Brutal