Are you an electric conductor or a train conductor, can we clear that up first?

I think it's an orchestral conductor

Ahhhhhh, I see

What exactly do you conduct? Electricity, trains, traffic, orchestras, or yourself?

It's time

Time for what?
A second Holocaust?

Is it timeout?

Apparently it's time for an elaborate ruse involving backstory and fanfiction.
Yay.

Tfw you can already tell conductor is going to be a weird/annoying account.

>tfw he's trying to set up a deep backstory for himself.
@dr_richard_ew it's ok. you don't have to do this

You should name yourself Fish, with the way you're fishing for attention. We're not going to love you as much as your father should have, I'm sorry.

Damn @skittles that was cold
I love it

@skittles
Check out this thread for my excellent running commentary on the Conductor's whole shtick backstory cliche memeful deepening trap.
(no questions)
http://m.funsubstance.com/chat/view/id/58487/

Choo Choo! All aboard the savage train!

But what does every train need?

why are there two versions of this chat

This one was made earlier

why not just use this one then