I just really like salt. I put it on almost everything

I like butter :)

If u like dick maybe you should tell him how u feel

I like trains

ya know I don't think Richard feels that way about me though. it wasn't meant to be

Lmao why u delete the chat about dick

Because it's lame. Idk. I'm super stressed because I'm leaving in the morning. 9/11 is today. just isn't the time for dick jokes.

I'm so confused about this chat

So am I, honey

I'm lost

Aren't we all

You should tell Richard to dress up as a piece of cheese this Halloween

I should.

Get it cuz a nickname for Richard is dick. So it's dick cheese. Hahahaha

considering Richard is an imaginary dick, he might not want to

I'm so funny

Does it look like I care if he's a imaginary dick?

no not really

Wait... You can see me?!?!?

We should summon dick. I wonder what he would say...