I'd be a MUCH better president than Barney tho
I have common sense
And I'm not batshit insane
Plus I do cosplay sometimes so you might have Harley Quinn as president

Like, there are parts of their policies that I completely agree with but they're all so... off-putting. The Republicans seem to have a better idea for our economy but so many of them are extremely conservative, while the Democrats overall seem more reasonable but have yet to win me over economy-wise. No matter what, if we get a bad president they'll only last 4 years and they'll (hopefully) have a sensible congress to keep them in check.

Thanks matty; you send my self esteem through the roof. Note the "hopefully." One can dream, dude.

I strongly disagree with all three of them on various significant issues. None of them would make a particularly good president and I wouldn't vote for them.

True

Bernie did not get a job until he was 40.
Hillary would have been arrested if the judge did want "to die in a smoking carcass of his car".
Trump's wall will bankrupt us and finding illegal immigrants will destroy and will most likely cause us to lose our superpower status.

We fucked af

i'm not readydaer ton m'i

Yea

Join the club

Come move to canada. We're not as strong, but we have actual freedom going for us, which is nice

Didn't we already agree RWBY is the president?

Yes but clearly that was thrown out the damn window

Communism

Ok, but honestly I'm so done with this election. I like the memes and all, but we need to stop kidding around.

Uber fer president like if we need one to do something we call him

Not to be "that guy" but I nominate myself for president.

not to be that guy but I nominate myself to be your vice president

Totally to be "that guy", but I nominate myself to be the janitor at the White House

To be that guy
I nominate myself as VP