Me, I'm the joke

why do you think that?

oh man i love the sally ones
here are some if you havent heard them
"Why did Sally fall off the swing?"
"Why?"
"She had no arms."
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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally."
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"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?"
"Everywhere."
anyway those crack me up

me too, I have an uncle who calls me every time he hears a new joke I've heard all of them, twice

What did the fish say when it ran into something hard?
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Dam...

oh I love that one, I thought I was such a tough kid when I would tell this at school when I was younger

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Two,but no one knows how they got in there though.

Are we talking dirty jokes as well?

as long as they aren't too dirty

Then no man, you aren't talking about the jokes I know

XD