Dude I live in the U.S. And I don't give a shit about any of that, whatever happens happens

People in the US are scared of him

Yes. I am seriously contemplating moving to Canada, or Britain.

My mom was born in Canada so I can become a citizen based off that

@silvermyth please do move to Britain. We will welcome you with our traditional grumpiness!

Traditional grumpiness versus typical canadian behaviour... I cannot decide

Well typical Canadian behaviour is "Oh I'm sorry are you alright eh?" And our traditional grumpiness is "Oi m8 yer a fooking coont innit watch et where yer goin m8 go fook yeself m8"...hard to choose isn't it?

Impossible choice, tea or maple.

I'd move to Sweden or Norway because I love the snow and both places are pretty neutral

two words: maple sausages

We have talked about Sweden, Norway, and Denmark, and I am secretly studying Norwegian in preparation for a great april fools day prank.